“Why did the contractor bring two ladder to the job? In case one ran!”
“Why did the home improvement store have so many salespeople? They were all trying to hammer out a deal!”
“Why was the carpenter’s saw feeling down? Because it lost its handle!”
“Why did the handyman go to the doctor? He had a screw loose!”
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